Affiliate with The Sun Shrine?

Intro

If you want to affiliate with my site you've come to the right place. If you don't know what affiliation is I'll explain xD: it's when two site's agree to advertise each other by putting a button/text that links to the other site. For example: if we were to affiliate I'd put a button that linked to your site and you'd do the same... got it? Good. Now onto the criteria.

Criteria

Of course I'm not going to accept every one that asks for affiliation, that's why it's "asking". Your site must abide to some criteria in order for me to accept it as an affy:

How to contact

So you know what it takes, now you can contact me with: I think you're expecting maturity in my reply so make your request mature too: "Y0 man, w4nn4 affy w/ m3h?!" is an example of a request I would definitely turn off due to it's lack of professionalism.
"I liked your site so I was wondering if you were interested in affiliating with me. This is my site's button [insert button] and this is my site's URL if you want to take a look [insert link]. Say something when you've decided. Bye ;)
That request sounded a lot better to me so that's the kind of approach I'm counting on.

Keeping the Affiliation

If I agree to affiliate, your site's button will be up in about 10 minutes after my confirmation e-mail and I don't expect to have to wait more than two or three days for you to do the same... Anyway, I'll remove your button if: